“ So finally Salman will not be coming “

Bingo “ Why is Shahrukh going to be there ?”

“ No , NO , I am not talking about Dabang Salman ,I was refereeing to the Satanic Salman Rushdie “

Bingo ‘ He is not Big Boss not many will miss him “

“ Its not about many missing him it is about some who did not want him here “

Bingo “ May be Ash could be one amongst them ! “

“ This is not about an affair having gone wrong … it is about a writing which has gone all wrong “

Bingo “ In our liberal democracy we could say and write what we like ..why should people object ?

“ A writer needs to be responsible he cannot hurt the religious sentiments of others “

Bingo “ So this is a Fida Hussain case ! “

“ Yes except that in Fida Hussain’s case people drove him out and in Salmans case people don’t want to drive him in ‘

Bingo “ At least Salman will not have to change his nationality “

“ Yes  but why cow down to such intolerant religious fanatics ”

Bingo “ Cow’s do attract a lot of fanatics ..oops have been blasphemous  ! ”

“ Don’t worry ..before a Diktat is issued ..go take a bath in Gomutra !

Bingo “ This is the great Indian Jugaad  ..you can get away with anything …. Brit Salman should have stuck to his country of birth !